May 2013
vagina-itch:
today my chemistry teacher was going about a normal lesson but then she stops in mid sentence and says, “does anyone know when the next teen wolf season starts?”
mattfoundglory:
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
wartortles:
wartortles:
its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
frosteethesnowman:
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
alex-clover-sam:
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
deodrant:
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE TEXTED ME AND THEY WERE LIKE I CANT WAIT TO MEET U TOM AND I WAS LIKE MY NAME IS MORGAN AND SHE MEANT TOMORROW
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
machistado:
I feel bad for people who don’t understand Yeezus. What kind of a life is that?
dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be double sided posters
satan: let there be 3 years since the last update
satan: let there be character urls that haven't been used in 2 years
satan: let there be alphabets in math
wolfcifer:
You’re walking in the woods
There’s no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
gay opera dubstep vampire
arkenstoners:
the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
Listen
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
When a cute person follows you
sodamnrelatable:
and they’re the same age
and they play the same sport, and they sing and dance and do all the things you find attractive:
then you see where they live
then you’re like
